...For being so late at updating my blog because he enjoys reading it and it saddened him very much that i had a lack of commitment to updating it and his entertainment needes. Now on to my semi-kinda-daily update.

Somebody fired my editor, so its not my fault that this hasn't been updated in 9 days. I've been sending in drafts for review, man my publisher is way behind. let me catch you up since last Saturday.


Sunday- Running, TONY ROMO!

Monday - Pillars, running, muhco hotties in the fitness center, bad timing for gas.

Tuesday- Workout, no burger and brew cause someone *cough cough Westman* is a wimp and gets food poisoning. food poisoning is for hippies and communist. Which are you Westman? My vote is for Nazi war sympathizer. Shame on you. Fitness center hottie score: 5 ***NEW WORLD RECORED***

Wednesday- I have no idea what i did??????

Native American Pillage and Rape Remembrance Day - Run, Ate dinner with some of the guy and coach at the Electric Station. Only the most fabulous restaurant in all of Eugene. Then I cooked a Turkey. 6 hours for that puppy, man, 6 hours! It was delicious though. We ate again over at Joel's, He also made a bird. It was a good time for all. TONY ROMO!

Friday- Tempo work out, abs, went to a movie. No country for old man, the worst ending to a movie ever!

Saturday- ????? stufff and running prolly??? i prolly pooped on Saturday also. Oh, I watch some football over at Westmans. he's dating an Asian girl. I also made some CRAZY insane Pancakes. Bestest I've ever made. Better then that Ratatiouli rat feller. Strawberry-banana, thats all im gonna say, and cinnamon, ill say that too.

Sunday - yeah boooooy! i went out ands bought the secret weapon. I bet every one of you thats reading this want to know what the secret weapon is, dontcha?!?!!?!? Well guess what, it'll scramble yo brains! I went running for an hour, biked for an hour, and did abs for 30. Sundays fitness center hottie score: ZERO... =(

I'm gonna try and be more up to date, but I've been really really busy, with all the important things i do all day long. Anyways, if i don't do another update today... you can call me a liar, a cheat, and a down right horrible person with little to no respect for anyone. Whats a humdinger??

I lied about the publisher and editor, they didn't get fired. they are just really lazy, and they are me.